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Let's start this off with a bang.

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Jake lowered his head. Hadn't he been dealt enough blows? Was today "Make the One-Armed Passive Feel Bad" day?


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I heahby, uh, pronounce this, Make The One-Armed Passive Feel Bad Day!
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November 26th, 2008, 12:17 am
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*giggles* Good one. Jake's mental commentaries are teh awesome!

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November 26th, 2008, 12:18 am
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Two! Two quotes from me! Ah ah ah!
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November 26th, 2008, 12:49 am
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chat goodness again:

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Ivan› never RPing poo
‹Ivan› specially if mod decisions come into it
‹Aussiemum› lawl
‹Aussiemum› i never ever want to mod poo
‹Ivan› "sorry mate rolled a 1. You didn't successfully poo."
‹Ivan› "ahh goddamn it!"


yup. i lol'd into my coke. was not pretty.

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November 26th, 2008, 8:49 pm
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I so need to jump in on that chat.

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November 26th, 2008, 8:53 pm
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Is it bad that I just imgined someone RPing a trip to the bathroom? XD

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November 26th, 2008, 10:45 pm
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He had forgotten what a generous little place Old Rose could be when it felt like it—man slaughter? How daring! …Beer! Have some.


Oh, Harlin, you make me so happy!

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November 27th, 2008, 4:05 am
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OK, poo discussion is win

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November 27th, 2008, 4:28 am
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"You are an excellent student, yess." He hissed, "But you will never be great. Not so long as you ignore the mona within you and treat them like tools. All the learning in Brunnhold will be meaningless."


For some reason Ed's little commentary makes me think of a mix between Yoda and Voldemort. Don't ask me why. But it seems a volatile mix...

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November 28th, 2008, 2:47 am
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Yodamort?

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November 28th, 2008, 12:49 pm
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r-o-f-l

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November 29th, 2008, 6:14 pm
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"Good tippers will go to the great ocean."


Context: Dem's post was made under Sarinah's account. I read it, imagining S. doing everything in it in a decidedly Demkaih way. Sharky said this and I went into hysterics.

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November 29th, 2008, 7:21 pm
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Lacey turned her gaze to the men in turn, giving them each a come-hither-i-dont-bite-much look.


I *loooooove* Lacey. So much. <3

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November 30th, 2008, 1:16 am
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"But, I ent one t'take kindly to bein' ditched for someone who's just not at all as handsome as m'self, ye chen?"
Like I said, Tristaan = Thorns Johnny Depp.

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‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
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November 30th, 2008, 1:55 am
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I must reply to that NOW!
He is Brad Pitt, he is George Clooney, he is Hugh Jackman!

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:oops: >_> 8)

I had to think of something insulting! But funny! Annnnd ... face. :love:

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November 30th, 2008, 5:16 pm
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He felt like a child's doll at times like these. Granted, no toymaker in their right mind would sell a doll that looked like Ivan.
Pipe sold separately.


I would buy an Ivan plushie! And the accessories (doctor's bag, opium, pipe, syringes, etc). Oo! Oo! I've heard that they're coming out with Dr. Mottoni's Cryptography Kit soon! $19.95 in a Wal-Mart near you!!

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I would totally buy an Ivan doll.

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November 30th, 2008, 6:10 pm
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Same here.

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November 30th, 2008, 6:35 pm
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Remember the Tickle Me Elmos?

Next shopping season, the Ivan doll will totally be the thing moms pull out each others hair for.

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Post Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II
I actually owned a tickle me elmo. I was WAY too old for it when I got it, but I thought it was rad anyway.

Oh man, I want an Ivan doll now.

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November 30th, 2008, 10:50 pm
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"Sure, why don't we go see the guys, I bet they're not really paying too much attention to the auditions. They get flighty after a while."

-Calli

Wait... Because Calli doesn't?

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December 1st, 2008, 3:42 am
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Calli was born flying!

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"Regardless of her words, Lady," she dropped the word like it was a hot coal in her mouth, "A loose tongue is not tolerated in those under my employ -Matron.



Ooooh! Gave me shivers. I love everything about the dropping of words like a hot coal.

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Jab, hack, slash. Sidestep, parry, elbow the nose. Repeat. The sweat was rolling down her arms, the heat of the sun making it glimmer like salty little streams. Graze, feint, pull back. Each hit felt like a million tiny victories, wars won on the cellular level. The mona were beautiful... but even they stood back as muscle magic was played.


Can't believe no one quoted this.. Ilithyia, that's some beautiful writing right there. I got chills!

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