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JaderGader
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Joined: October 5th, 2008, 10:40 pm
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Real Name: Jade
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 Beefman: The Facts Beefman > Chuck Norris Put your Beefman Facts here!! For your enjoyment and education, the history of Beefman: Ophus 23, 2711: Beefman first appears. Described in the following order: "a man blundering away" ; "Only now did Rov realize how large and muscular that man really was. Being a few coins lighter seemed to give him extra weight." after Rovin pick pocketed him ; Cart's character Shira calls him "the beefy man" Ophus 24, 2711:Rovin calls him "Beefman"; the name sticks. Viktor is the first to defeat Beefman, in defense of Shira and Rovin. Intas 15, 2712: Harlin is the second to defeat Beefman, in defense of himself and Lacey.
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My name is Jade, and my PC's are Nora, Hal, Scuro, Gem, and Matsi.
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| November 9th, 2008, 9:21 pm |
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Mue Saraka
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Joined: September 26th, 2008, 10:17 am
Posts: 239
Location: Behind you.
Real Name: Lee
IC Race: Human
IC Age: 17
IC Gender: Female
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman CAN touch Mc Hammer.
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Mue Saraka - Female Human
Gelidus Siccus - Male Galdori
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Colour by Ivan Mottoni
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| November 9th, 2008, 9:22 pm |
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Tonan Sayania
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Joined: August 21st, 2008, 3:03 pm
Posts: 314
Location: Somewhere in England..
Real Name: Nathan
IC Race: Human
IC Age: 18
IC Gender: Male
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman can infact take rockets on the chin, and honestly claim it tickled. 
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My Characters : Tonan Sayania, Kynth Pyrne
Code: 19:11:11 ‹Ivan› i'm gonna have to, like, put my hands....in her vagina...
19:11:13 ‹Ivan› GROSSS
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| November 9th, 2008, 9:22 pm |
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Wendy Tiebold
Senior Member
Joined: October 21st, 2008, 11:09 pm
Posts: 987
Location: Upstate NY
Real Name: Lina
IC Race: Passive
IC Age: 24
IC Gender: Female
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Re: Beefman: The Facts What actually happened was that on the first day, God created Beefman, and was so tired out that Beefman took over for him.
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Wendy Tiebold, Amani Zolai , Mike Burns, Nicias Mattin, Brady Owens
St-Strawberry Panties!
‹Ivan› IF I ROLLED A 1 YOU ROLLED A 7 FOR VAGINAL DIAMETER
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| November 10th, 2008, 12:27 am |
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Fion Smith
Senior Member
Joined: August 16th, 2008, 9:48 am
Posts: 1150
Location: Sydney, Australia
Real Name: Alexandra
IC Race: Human
IC Age: 25
IC Gender: Female
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman is both your father and your grandfather. Work that one out.
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My other characters are Calliope Bard. and Angus Worthing.
Quote: "We have a girl on the inside but... I need someone with a bit more..." He eyed Fion up and down, pursing his lips. "Substance."
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| November 10th, 2008, 2:52 am |
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Nauleth Siordanti
Senior Member
Joined: October 14th, 2008, 11:22 am
Posts: 1047
Location: this is my good side
Real Name: .tif
IC Race: Galdor
IC Age: 18
IC Gender: Male
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Fion Smith wrote: Beefman is both your father and your grandfather. Work that one out. *does not want to*  
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don't read this
Quote: "Welcome to Brunnhold; now go home."
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| November 10th, 2008, 10:37 am |
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Annie November
Senior Member
Joined: August 14th, 2008, 12:00 am
Posts: 1396
Location: Clayton, NC
Real Name: Heather
IC Race: Wick
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Re: Beefman: The Facts There was a time when all galdori could use the mona equally. Then Beefman came along and scared them silly to the point that some lost their magical abilities altogether. This is where passives came from.
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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| November 10th, 2008, 11:48 am |
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Cartographette
Crazed Mapmaker
Joined: April 2nd, 2008, 11:31 pm
Posts: 4635
Location: Richmond, VA
Real Name: Alexandra
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Neither will he make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie or hurt you.
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| November 10th, 2008, 11:33 pm |
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Wendy Tiebold
Senior Member
Joined: October 21st, 2008, 11:09 pm
Posts: 987
Location: Upstate NY
Real Name: Lina
IC Race: Passive
IC Age: 24
IC Gender: Female
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Cartographette wrote: Beefman is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Neither will he make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie or hurt you. Bahahhahahhaha!!! WIN. Epic win!
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Wendy Tiebold, Amani Zolai , Mike Burns, Nicias Mattin, Brady Owens
St-Strawberry Panties!
‹Ivan› IF I ROLLED A 1 YOU ROLLED A 7 FOR VAGINAL DIAMETER
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| November 10th, 2008, 11:35 pm |
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Cartographette
Crazed Mapmaker
Joined: April 2nd, 2008, 11:31 pm
Posts: 4635
Location: Richmond, VA
Real Name: Alexandra
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Quote: "OY! STOP 'AT KID! 'E'S GOT ME GING!!" I like how apparently Beefman has become a chimneysweep from old-timey London. viewtopic.php?f=5&t=539LOL so much win, Jader. 
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"Cartographette is like pear and raspberry bread, only you buy that in a cafe and you don't end up on the news for cannibalism if you try to eat it. I like pear and raspberry bread." -Sharky
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| November 11th, 2008, 12:18 am |
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Annie November
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Joined: August 14th, 2008, 12:00 am
Posts: 1396
Location: Clayton, NC
Real Name: Heather
IC Race: Wick
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman counted to infinity in monite. Twice.
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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| November 11th, 2008, 12:28 am |
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Annie November
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Joined: August 14th, 2008, 12:00 am
Posts: 1396
Location: Clayton, NC
Real Name: Heather
IC Race: Wick
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Also...TOTALLY missed the fact there was a page about Beefman on the wiki. http://thornsbook.com/wiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.BeefmanFlippin sweet, man!
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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| November 11th, 2008, 12:55 am |
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JaderGader
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Joined: October 5th, 2008, 10:40 pm
Posts: 1264
Real Name: Jade
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Re: Beefman: The Facts  That's actually how he sounded in my head the first time around. I think it started in my writing when he said "Oy!" Hey, maybe in every reincarnation he switches culture/nationality! Who knew? EDIT: And I don't think he could be a chimney sweep for realz. I doubt he'd fit. 
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| November 11th, 2008, 3:24 am |
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Jake Devaney
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Joined: September 10th, 2008, 11:54 pm
Posts: 163
Location: Massachusetts
Real Name: Gage
IC Race: Passive
IC Age: 19
IC Gender: Male
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman's tears can restore a passive's magic abilities. Too bad he never cries.
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| November 11th, 2008, 5:12 am |
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Tavian Augustinian
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Joined: November 17th, 2008, 11:03 pm
Posts: 49
Real Name: Hannah
IC Race: Galdor
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman is the 11th out of the 10 Circle Gods. >:]
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| November 22nd, 2008, 3:24 am |
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Cartographette
Crazed Mapmaker
Joined: April 2nd, 2008, 11:31 pm
Posts: 4635
Location: Richmond, VA
Real Name: Alexandra
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Beefman runs a hatcher hatchery.
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"Cartographette is like pear and raspberry bread, only you buy that in a cafe and you don't end up on the news for cannibalism if you try to eat it. I like pear and raspberry bread." -Sharky
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| November 22nd, 2008, 4:12 am |
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Edguard Alleratt
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Joined: August 25th, 2008, 9:30 pm
Posts: 229
Location: Brunnhod Library
Real Name: Jay
IC Race: Galdor
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Re: Beefman: The Facts JaderGader wrote: Intas 15, 2712: Harlin is the second to defeat Beefman, in defense of himself and Angel. I believe it's Lacey Lovell, not Angel. Angel could defeat Beefman by staring him down and would not need some boy to do it for her... <___<;;;;
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My other char(s): Aewyn Call, Balegart Hex Conway, Tito Estart, Angel Firehair
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| November 22nd, 2008, 11:40 am |
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JaderGader
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Joined: October 5th, 2008, 10:40 pm
Posts: 1264
Real Name: Jade
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Oops! Fixed. Totally didn't realize I'd done that. Thanks!
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My name is Jade, and my PC's are Nora, Hal, Scuro, Gem, and Matsi.
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| November 22nd, 2008, 1:53 pm |
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Aussiemum
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Joined: August 26th, 2008, 11:35 pm
Posts: 1323
Real Name: Shoena
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Angel - Lacey could have beat Beefman with her hands tied behind her back and blindfolded. She was being polite. So there.
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Quote: ‹hag[gi]s› there's not a clear comeback to 'you are tragically disgusting and no one will ever love you bookworm'
‹hag[gi]s› besides you know 'MY MOMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL'
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Annie November
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Joined: August 14th, 2008, 12:00 am
Posts: 1396
Location: Clayton, NC
Real Name: Heather
IC Race: Wick
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Annie could just write him out of the plotline.
BOOYEAH!
I mean, the pen may be mightier than the sword, but a typewriter's heavier and will do more damage.
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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| November 22nd, 2008, 10:17 pm |
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Alstair Murdoh
The Black Dragoon
Joined: September 24th, 2008, 10:23 pm
Posts: 820
Location: Cobleskill NY
Real Name: Steven
IC Race: Galdor
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Alstair would just talk him into working for him....that or stab him.
and run.
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| November 22nd, 2008, 10:25 pm |
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Wendy Tiebold
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Joined: October 21st, 2008, 11:09 pm
Posts: 987
Location: Upstate NY
Real Name: Lina
IC Race: Passive
IC Age: 24
IC Gender: Female
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Wendy would....cause an earthquake, possibly.
Or die. 8D
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Wendy Tiebold, Amani Zolai , Mike Burns, Nicias Mattin, Brady Owens
St-Strawberry Panties!
‹Ivan› IF I ROLLED A 1 YOU ROLLED A 7 FOR VAGINAL DIAMETER
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| November 22nd, 2008, 11:09 pm |
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Ios Seth Richards
Talks To Cats
Joined: August 16th, 2008, 7:17 pm
Posts: 474
Location: You would LOVE to know, wouldn't ya?
Real Name: Mari
Alias: Sethy
IC Race: Human
IC Age: 19
IC Gender: Male
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Hoorah for recurring boss fights.
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Incase you are interested in reading it, here's a link to my journal- http://thornsbook.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=102
My other characters are Chiaro Viverti, and Nivious Lumen
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| November 23rd, 2008, 12:48 am |
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Cartographette
Crazed Mapmaker
Joined: April 2nd, 2008, 11:31 pm
Posts: 4635
Location: Richmond, VA
Real Name: Alexandra
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Re: Beefman: The Facts Annie, that should be a thorns bumper sticker.
"The Pen May Be Mightier
but the Typewriter is Heavier"
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If you have questions, comments or kvetches, don't be a stranger! Send me a PM.
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
"Cartographette is like pear and raspberry bread, only you buy that in a cafe and you don't end up on the news for cannibalism if you try to eat it. I like pear and raspberry bread." -Sharky
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| November 23rd, 2008, 3:05 pm |
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Annie November
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Joined: August 14th, 2008, 12:00 am
Posts: 1396
Location: Clayton, NC
Real Name: Heather
IC Race: Wick
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Re: Beefman: The Facts It should.
And it should be on my dA, if I had a subscription.
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Also known as Jaqueline Hyde and Fowler Hotchkiss. True story.
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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