Quotes of the Week - MARK II
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Annie November
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 Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: "Do you honestly think he would look at you when he's got this? Why go for tripe when you can have pie?" Ooooooh, Athrym. Your pie is the best pie!
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II If only Naul could've been a fly on the wall for that one. He probably would've swooned in a most undignified and totally un-manly manner.  Oh, and OMGPIEWHUT? 
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Alia Illoi
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: 20:55:13 ‹Viktor› I'll come in here with a stick and chase Poe back into the pie room occassionaly
09/12/2008 20:55:25 ‹Sid› hehe thanks man
09/12/2008 20:55:32 ‹Sid› It's like a public service
09/12/2008 20:56:14 ‹Poe› chaseing me is a public service?
09/12/2008 20:56:14 ‹Viktor› I do my duty, its a thankless, dirty job but it has to be done
09/12/2008 20:56:23 ‹Poe› ... man what i am a natural desaster
09/12/2008 20:56:30 ‹Viktor› Vik Mirko, professional Poe Wrangler I literally had to come back on just to quote this, there is now a Poe Wrangler! Its official, my job is done now. Vik this job is like a condom tester, the pay is lousy but you wont be able to wipe the smile off your face.
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Siduri Sasan
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Ha ha ha ha ha.
Epic.
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Annie November
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: Getting pulled over by a girl just a head height under him was a new experience.
She's going to kiss..
Her head went past his.
My...ear? Bwahahaha! Tonan, you're a nutcase. Thou makest me laugh hard.
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: "This need for muscle ..." He grinned, emphasizing the word with only the slightest movement of his body against hers and trying not to laugh Tristaanian, ever the rogue. I giggled. NICE.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: He had some kind of nature name... Toadlicker? No, that wasn't it... Weedwhacker? Wolfman? Wolf... wolf-something... Wolfsbane! That was it. And Quote: With the word, interaction, Truglet skawked,
"Rrrraaaa, I would mind interacting with those pillows!" AWESOME.
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Tristaanian Greymoor
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Fion Smith wrote: It was like someone had found a bag of money and hosted an enormous party in her mouth. I feel that way about chocolate too. All the time.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Alisoina wrote: She didn't look like she would help you study for a test or choose your focus. She looked like she would tie you to a wall and beat you as exam prep. Great line there. I lol'd.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: Yolks intimidated Ivan. He always found that he'd eat around them until all that was left was a scary orange blob, so he tended to fry them into oblivion until they were safely solid, and posed less of a threat. - Ivan 3 things in the same post that sent me into a gigglefit. I can just picture our good ol' doc screaming and hiding behind the sofa if someone brought a plate with a squishy yolk on it. 
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II It's funny because it's true!
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Annie November
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: 14/12/2008 20:59:16 ‹Illy› ANNIE I JUST FARTED.
14/12/2008 20:59:25 ‹Illy› JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW A quote so good, you guys get to read it twice!
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Quote: ‹Benjamin›Cow-hats make the world a happier place.
‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: If little hearts could bubble out of his ears they would have. His jaw would have hit the floor, his eyes fallen out of his head. His heart would have made a cheezy "AROOOOOGA" alarm sound effect. Since Ivan lived in a world governed by physical law however, none of these things happened . I can just imagine Ivan doing all of this. We need a spin off series.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote:
15/12/2008 02:08:30 * Ivan eeeee
15/12/2008 02:08:39 * Sharky punches Ivan
15/12/2008 02:08:46 * Ivan is injured
15/12/2008 02:08:52 * Illy gets popcorn
15/12/2008 02:09:07 * Sharky feels more secure in herself.
15/12/2008 02:09:09 * Ivan sniffles.
15/12/2008 02:09:19 * Sharky also feels like her boobs are safe now
15/12/2008 02:09:27 * Sharky has no sympathy for Ivan
15/12/2008 02:09:34 * Ivan thinks "from Ivan's mouth?"
15/12/2008 02:09:45 * Sharky hits Ivan again
15/12/2008 02:09:47 * Illy chokes on kernel
15/12/2008 02:09:53 * Ivan laughs.
15/12/2008 02:10:05 * Illy kicks Ivan while he's down
15/12/2008 02:10:07 * Sharky kicks him on the nads
15/12/2008 02:10:25 * Ivan is down for the count
15/12/2008 02:10:39 * Sharky says "Where's your baby maker now?"
15/12/2008 02:10:40 * Ivan still thinks they were asking for it though
15/12/2008 02:10:59 * Sharky throws Ivan in the rivers
15/12/2008 02:11:07 * Sharky goes out for drink with Illy
15/12/2008 02:11:21 * Ivan has abandonment issues.
15/12/2008 02:11:21 * Illy threatens Ivan's manhood with a sledgehammer then gets drink with Shark
No, you know what? Not going to explain it. Funnier out of context.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Oh lord, contextually it was less weird. Someone tried to feel me up once ok?
Ok?
Not ok...
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II And it wasn't me!
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Annie November
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Why the heck was I not in chat for this?! Good grief!
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‹rillani› they're on the heavy side, but do keep the noggin warm
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: A smaller dinosaur came running over to him and shouted "High five!" while raising it's claw.
He raised his hand and high fived the dinosaur. Then it licked his face. Hahaha! Because not all dreams are premonitions! Or maybe this one will happen forreal..?  :D:D
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Dinosaur dreams: best, or BEST?
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Ilithyia Lutgardis
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: It was like a caveman and a librarian were fighting for control of his eyes. Oh, I think I know who is gonna win 
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Quote: "Hmm," he said, frowning. "Then...I suspect you have an objection to my research." He looked at her curiously, almost as though he expected her to punch him. This greatly amused me, for some reason.
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II Athrym wrote: Ellie and Ali, inform your matrons that you are invited to a sleep over. At my dorm. I will inform my own. Dump your stuff in my dorm if you need to, but let them know I have prior engagements and have asked you to meet me in the library. Make your way to the gates from there. If they refuse, sneak out. When we get out of the gates, we will head to Brass Uncle, where I will be hiring three moa's. Two to a bird. We will ride through the night. Once we reach Vienda, we shall find accommodation, then in the evening, make our way to the circus.
Sitting back, she twirled the quill.
"And that is how you write a Pain spell. End of story." She lay the quill down and crossed her arms. I know it's long but it made me laugh. Plot, plot, implying that you are teaching children how to inflict pain...
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Nauleth Siordanti
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II yeah. that made me lol. 
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Re: Quotes of the Week - MARK II A bit belated, but I've been away from internets for a few days. . . Alisoina Denore wrote: Sighing, she turned to look after Nathaniel. "Yes... good to know that- wait, did he just set everything on fire?" For some reason, I found this ridiculously amusing.
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